We all know that the FrontierVille developers have a huge sense of humor and I’m sure that some of you wouldn’t find very strange if they actually saw this Hilarious Mission Series go live in the game. However, it’s nothing but a work of fiction from our friend Alexander Cain who sent the images over and I simply had to share them with you (but only after I laughed like a mad man for a few seconds).
Please note: If you’re easily offended, you should stop reading here. For everybody else, here is the first FrontierVille mission in the Hilarious series – Bull@%!# (click the image to enlarge it and read the description, because that’s where the fun stands):
The second mission in the series: Cruci-Fix’Un:
The third mission in the series: Alone at Last:
The fourth mission in the series: Quit Arson Around:
All credit for this great idea goes to Alexander Cain and I’m sure you’ll love to share this article with as many of your friends as possible, just to know that fun is part of the game, even if sometimes it drives us crazy. And don’t forget to share your thoughts in the comment section below!
Here’s the funny part: I posted these to the Zynga forums in the appropriate place – the art folder of FrontierVille. Well, one of the moderators of the forums deleted my posts, saying the images were “too big.”
First, I got this:
You have received a warning at Zynga Community Forums.
Reason:
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17. Posting excessively large images / Signature too large
Soooo okay, I basically said in my response “Yea, they were “too large.” Had nothing to do with the fact that they ripped on Zynga. WHATEVER. This is one of many reasons why I have absolutely no respect for Zynga or those who represent them such as yourself.”
And I got this response back from the same moderator:
“This wasn’t about the size of the image it was regarding this portion of the Rule. “You may post images on the forums as long as they are of an appropriate and non-offensive nature and do not otherwise infringe the intellectual property rights of any party. ”
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So basically, this moderator first deletes the images you see above and says “They’re too big.” I respond with “Uh-huh, and it had NOTHING to do with the fact that they were making fun of Zynga?” The moderator returns a response with “This wasn’t about the size of the image.”
Can anyone reading this see why I don’t respect Zynga now? Or at least those who police its forums.
Here was my response to the response – I haven’t gotten anything back as of yet and it’s been about a week now:
“So basically, you are telling me that a game that delivers messages like “Get wood,” “knows where babies come from,” et.al., a game that has some of the most sexually suggestive and potentially offensive quest acquisition messages in all of Zynga and Facebook — that my take-offs on them were “offensive.”
Yea. Whatever. **** you. This is what I meant. Thank you for proving my point. Now move on.”
So enjoy the images; they took awhile in Photoshop to make and helped me relieve a lot of stress and frustration at Zynga. It doesn’t get rid of all of it, but it helps.
Funny… Gross…. and the Crucifixion one was in very poor taste….
EVERYTHING COMEDY IS SUPPOSED TO BE!
Very funny, good stuff.
Thank you
It took me FOREVER to try to match the fonts and font colors in Photoshop CS4. I tried to come as close as I could to make it look “real.”I have NO idea why the forum moderators over at the Zynga forums would find them offensive. REALLY I don’t.
ROFL!! =)) All we horny toads gotta love “Alone At Last”!!!
Nice work. It looks like they came straight from the game itself. That must’ve taken about forever.
On another note, this is frikkin’ hilarious! Great humor that Zynga just can’t appreciate.
Hahahahahaha!
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MWAHAHAHA!…. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You’re GENIUS! I’m surprised Zynga didn’t bang down your door, insisting you WORK FOR THEM! Zynga’s games tend to look ‘cute’, and I know a ton of kids, rather young ones, who play them… But then I wonder if their parents are very liberal? Or if they just don’t pay attention to the missions and share-posts? I’ve seen “Liz’s got wood”, like you mentioned in your comment… and a ton of others that, when I first started playing, dumbfounded me.. Then I just became used to it, and laughed.. HARD.
How in THEEE HELL did Zynga get ‘offended’ by YOUR images?!?! >:O They’re just PO’d that THEY didn’t think of them FIRST! I can’t choose a fave – they’re ALL awesome!
Can we have some MORE? I’m still LM#%O! (that’s so Zynga doesn’t get offended, on the rare, outside, chance they read this comment. God knows they never read my complaints! )